{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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