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Plain near Auvers is an oil on canvas painting created in 1890, by the Dutch post-Impressionist painter Vincent van Gogh. It is on permanent display at the Neue Pinakothek in Munich, Germany. It was acquired in 1929 from the art market Kunsthandel.
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The Tale of Kiều is an epic poem in Vietnamese written by Nguyễn Du (1765–1820), well known in Vietnamese literature. The original title in Vietnamese is Đoạn Trường Tân Thanh, but it is better known as Truyện Kiều.
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Manuel Godinho de Erédia, or Emanuel Godinho de Erédia, was a Bugis-Portuguese writer and cartographer. He wrote a number of books, including an early account of the Malay Peninsula that is a source of information on the region of that period. In the early 17th century, he became interested in exploring a \"southern land\", which is thought to be Australia.
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